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  Jon Reed Goes Off On: MediaOne







There are some things that work in chat rooms. Catching up with old friends is one example. Meeting men who are pretending to be women is another. Unfortunately for Jon, the tech support chat is less effective. After several days of only sporadically receiving his email - some went missing for days - Jon took a stab at MediaOne's chat tech support. This is reminiscent of Eliza, a computer program that simulates conversation by taking excerpts from what you say, and rephrasing them in the form of a question. Coincidentally, some smart aleck started using Eliza in AOL chat rooms last summer, unbeknownst to the AOL chatters. Could our MediaOne techie "w-Chris D" be Eliza? You decide.

Note: Jon's comments are preceded by "You say" and MediaOne's tech support guy's are preceded by "w-Chris D says."

Welcome jon reed ...
Connecting to server. Please wait...
Connected to athchat03.broadband.att.com

w-Chris D has joined this session!
w-Chris D says: Thank you for contacting AT&T BroadBand Cable Internet Services. My name is Chris. I am happy to assist you.
w-Chris D says: I apologize for this inconvenience. I will look into that for you.
w-Chris D says: May I please get your full name and your telephone number including area code, and your full address including zip code.

You say: 413 586 2052 is my home number....
You say: I am now at my office, 413 586 4590
You say: I'm Jon Reed, 3 hampton Ave, #24, northampton, MA 01060
You say: let me know when you need more info Chris!

w-Chris D says: May I ask that you contact us when you are at home so we can do some trouble shooting?
w-Chris D says: I apologize for the inconvenience.

You say: Chris, you don't need to me to be at home for this. You just need to know that in the last couple of days, I know that some messages to jonreed@mediaone.net are not getting to me. But most of them are still arriving as usual.

w-Chris D says: We did have an issue with our mail servers. This issue was resolved this morning.
w-Chris D says: I suspect it will be working again when you get home.
w-Chris D says: Please contact us again if it is not.

You say: Chris, I am checking my email now!
You say: I use this email at this computer as well

w-Chris D says: So, you are checking your media one account right now?

You say: Yes, as I was saying, I am!

w-Chris D says: May I ask if you are getting an error when checking?

You say: I'm not getting an error of any kind, but I'm also not getting all of my messages. I know of several emails that were sent to me in the last few days that have never arrived.
You say: That is a concern to me!

w-Chris D says: Please send an e-mail to your MediaOne account and then click on send/receive.

(Pause)

You say: I sent the message, but it has not come back to me yet.

w-Chris D says: Please click send/receive again to check for new mail.

You say: Email performance is usually good, but it has been terrible the last few days, very slow.

(Pause)

You say: The test message has not arrived in my email. However, I received another message from another person...

w-Chris D says: May I please have your username and password?

You say: User name, Jon Reed, password, blah blah blah, email address jonreed@mediaone.net

w-Chris D says: I just logged into your account. There aren't any messages in there. Please send another one.

You say: OK, will do.
You say: I just sent another test message to myself.

w-Chris D says: Please click on send/receive.

(Pause)

You say: The message has not arrived. However, I was able to send a message to a different email address from a non-ATT server.
You say: Can you please alert your superiors to the poor performance I am experiencing?

w-Chris D says: I will report that to a technician.

You say: by the way, my computer is having a bit of trouble so it might crash and I might disappear without notice....
You say: If you would let them know I have gotten some email but not all, not sure why. For example, I recently downloaded a message that was sent to me only a few minutes ago from Oklahoma.

w-Chris D says: I will do that. I apologize for the difficulties.

You say: Thank you Chris, God Bless MediaOne!

(very long pause on Chris’ end)

w-Chris D says: Is there anything else I can help you with?

You say: That's it, if you can pass along my problem to a technician, that's it. bye for now

w-Chris D says: Thank you for contacting AT&T BroadBand Cable Internet Services. Good








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